Every story has a beginning. And you've just read it.
It is common knowledge that the universe began in the midst of an immense explosion and a rib dinner. The rib dinner bit is the subject of some debate. There are those that insist that things began with pork chops and apple sauce... and then there are the mint jelly people, but we'll get to them later. Since this is common knowledge, it's true. That is the nature of our universe. We eat the pie we made... Or sleep in the pie, one of the two. The point is; When we want jelly donuts, we call the police.
Well my fine friends. I can in fact call you friends since modern
interpretations of the word, "friends",
amounts to someone stumbling across your path sticking their thumbs up.
I come here to challenge the so-called truth with .
Sorry about the CAPS, but until someone invents the <REVERB>
markup tag, it is the best I have.
How do I know it's the truth? Look at my logo! It is flaming! Flaming with the fire of
TRUTH! And my font. This is the official font of truth!
Proceed with caution, those who seek wisdom.